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            * A black eye (sunglasses in winter theme)
            * A broken clock
            * A broken cock 
            * Our Aunts purse 
            * A used jonnie  
            * A programme from the poplar Harca Xmas party 2011 
            * Gary Glitters greatest hits on pickwick signed by Bill  
            * A bag of potato puffs 
            * A picture of Elton johns children  
            * A pebble from the beach 
            * A bit of the West Pier (a piece of wood found in a skip)  
            * Our mums wedding ring 
            * Mats cock ring  
            * A used Mars Bar 
            * Anxiety  
            * Guilt 
            * Richmonds skinnless sausages 
            * A signed bag of sherbert/dib dabs
            * Signed wham photo
            * Boy George in chains and signed
            * Some sunglasses (to wear in winter)
            * A stick of rock
            * A signed t shirt (with boy george on it)
            * Pete's meter card
            * Pete's bottled basement odour
            * Siobhan's well cut underwear
            * Some origami
            * Grandad's lovely patience
            * A fishing rod
            * A bit of eastbourne seaweed
            * Some weeds
            * A bible
            * Jesus printed onto a crisp
            * A Sket
            * Two Skets
            * Pat’s travel sense
            * Pat’s passport
            * Granddads car
            * Granny & Grandads house – just till April
            * Another Sket
            * Some of the scab from my cancer neck
            * A secondhand Twix
            * A signed picture of the onespeedbike
            * A postcard of Scunthorpe
            * A postcard of Scunthorpe with the S....HOPRE blanked out 
            * A picture of a cunt – signed by Sarah the shit engineer 
            * The seashell (that was thrown at the window)
            * A saucy seaside postcard signed by the twins
            * A Wave
            * A Wave
            * Pathos
            * A postcard from Canning Town
            * A copy of our comic – signed by the twins
            * A signed bag of sherbert/dib dabs
            * Signed wham photo
            * Boy George in chains and signed
            * Some sunglasses (to wear in winter)
            * A stick of rock
            * A signed t shirt (with boy george on it)
            * something soiled
            * A night out with Pat where he gets the wrong train
            * Something the twins wore in the video
            * Pat's soiled undies
            * signed CD
            * signed can of cider
            * signed picture of a ferret
            * Some half eaten Moma
            * Pats half finished dissertation on PE
            * A picture of Pete with my cum on it
            * A picture of Ben with my cum on it
            * A picture of Ben and Vicky's wedding
            * A picture of my boil
            * A signed wham record
            * A broken toaster
            * A gig poster - signed
            * A shoe
            * Some snow
            * Time
            * Yellow
            * Rabbit wings
            * A tab of bentcousin acid
            * Whalesuns wig
            * A pic of bez signed by pat
            * A picture of Gary glitter signed by Matt
            * A marble signed by grandad
            * A picture of Hilda in a Dubai prison cell
            * Some of big Patrick's spare pants